Hetalia X Mermaid Reader Part One
"______!" you heard a voice call. "What?" you growled as you turned around. "Can I try a black magic spell on you?" asked the dark skinned girl. "NO." "Why, ______?" she whined. "Last time you used a person for that stuff, you turned Renee into a frog." you growled at your friend.
"And it was funny." she replied. "Simran, NO. You're gonna turn me into something." "I promise you, I won't." she said. You sighed and did a face palm. "Fine..." you groaned. "YAY!"
"What are you doing? And why am I in a swimsuit?" you asked as Simran got ready. "No reason..." she muttered nervously. "SIMRAN..." "I need you in a swimsuit for the spell to work, okay?" hissed Simran. "Oh lord, what are you doing...?" "______, can you drink this? For me?" she asked, holding out a glass of something that smelled horrible and looked like road kill mashed up in its own organs.
"Simran, what.... is... this...?!" you asked as you took it from her. "It's the potion. Fish guts, a fish brain, human flesh, and oyster meat~" she replied. "Oh. My. GOD. You expect me to DRINK this?! ...And is that a EYEBALL?!" you said, afraid that the deli sandwich that you ate was gonna reappear.
"Oh, yeah!~" said Simran. "A fish eyeball. And yes, I expect you to drink this." "Dear God...." you groaned. "It's supposed to allow you to breathe underwater and communicate with cats." Then, almost instantly, you started to chug it down.
You didn't care how bad it tasted. You wanted to talk to cats. After you swallowed the last sip of it, you saw Simran staring at you in horror. "What?" "Are you INSANE?!" she yelled at you.
"What did I do?! You wanted me to drink it!" you snapped. "You weren't supposed to drink the whole thing! Only a sip! Did you WANT to be turned into a mermaid?!" exclaimed Simran. "WHAT?!?!" you yelled.
You ran over to her and almost instantly started strangling her with your hands. "YOU LITTLE-" you growled before you felt your legs stick together. "Wha?" you tried to pull them apart, but instead, your feet started to become flatter and (your favorite color). "W-what the bloody-"
"You're turning into a mermaid." said Simran as you fell backwards onto the ground. Your feet were now fins and your legs, or leg we should say, was now growing scales. "SIMRAN!!!" "I can't do any thing to help you, ______." said Simran firmly as she watched you suffer.
Then, suddenly, the pain stopped. Your eyes open and you look at yourself. "WHERE ARE MY BOOBS?!?!" you yelled. "You still have them... you know how dolphins feed their young?" said Simran. ".... Oh lord..... I hate you, Simran.." you growled.
"And what happened to my bathing suit?" "Dunno" said Simran. "Thanks, Simran! You're the bestest friend ever!" you said with a big grin on your face. "But-" "I was being sarcastic." you growled.
"What do we do now?" you ask. "Call 9-1-1!" "NO. They would send me off to an aquarium." you hissed. "Call Renee?" "HECK NO." you replied. "Renee would make the matter a thousand times worse than it already is." "Alrighty, then, TO THE OCEAN!" Simran said as she ran out of the room.
"SIMRAN!!!" you yelled. "Yeah?" said Simran as she ran back into the room. "You forgot me." you hissed. "Oh, sorry." apologized Simran.
"WE'RE HERE!" Simran yelled as she got out of her truck. She was at a dock and no one was there. She went to the back seat and pulled a duffel bag out. She walked to the edge of the bridge and unzipped the duffel bag.
"Go, my stupid test subject. Be free, be free!" said Simran as you plopped into the cool water. "Simran.." you growled.
"Well, you were stupid enough to drink the whole thing." pointed out Simran. "You little bi-" you were cut off when you saw a handsome man coming down to where and Simran were. Simran was blocking you from his view, so he couldn't see you. "Later," you replied before diving into the water.